The Preamble Redux

Perhaps we should rewrite the preamble to the United States Constitution to better fit the condition of our "democracy."

We the government of the United States, in Order to deform what was once a perfect Union, circumvent Justice, insure global unrest, provide for the profit of defense contractors, promote mass Welfare, and secure the illusion of liberty for our citizens and their Posterity, do ignore and defile this Constitution of the United States of America.

Happy Trails.